About Us

Our story: Moonwhale Industries is a small, White-owned business, exclusively operated by heterosexual, monotheistic, caucasian males, and we apologize for that. Are we open to diversity? Of course. We’re doing our best to improve, but as a two man person operation with no one on the payroll, this is proving a difficult obstacle for us to hurdle. Also, no one, from any demographic has expressed any interest whatsoever in joining our team. But we aren't going to let that stop us. We'll still do our best to create a wide selection of funny designs that appeal to those from all walks (and rolls) of life.

Our Mission: Our goal is to spread smiles through our nonsensical designs, and maybe (if we're lucky) earn enough dollars to hopefully afford a room in a decent retirement home to avoid dying in a state-run facility.

What does this mean? Nothing here should be taken very seriously. Seriously. We don't aim to offend, but humor is subjective, so if you don't like it, you can get shirts at Target instead (we are not officially affiliated with Target).

What do we like? Laughing. Our shirt designs are curated in a dank basement, toiled over for days alongside microwavable TV dinners with one goal in mind: making you laugh. 

Can I send you my design suggestions? Of course! Not all of our designs are going to hit the mark, and that's OK. But if you have a great idea for a design that you'd like us to make, send us a suggestion using the "Contact Us" page. We can't guarantee we'll act on all suggestions, but hey, it's easier than trying to start your own T-Shirt company, right?